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发布时间:2015-04-14 关键词:雅思口语素材分享:实用吐槽口语20句
摘要:雅思口语素材分享:实用吐槽口语20句。北京新航道建议同学们此类素材应该多多积累,以免在考试中遇到词穷的情况。下面就一起来看详细内容吧。
雅思口语素材分享:实用吐槽口语20句。北京新航道建议同学们此类素材应该多多积累,以免在考试中遇到词穷的情况。下面就一起来看详细内容吧。
1. She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
2. She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
3. He's so ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
4. The said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
5. We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
6. What color is the sky in your world?
7. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
8. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
9. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
10. When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
11. When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
12. When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
13. You look like a before picture.
14. You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligence.
15. You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
16. You should be the poster child for birth control.
17. You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
18. You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
19. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
20.I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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